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Thursday, September 27, 2007

I am the prop bet

This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

For a while there, I had eaten a burrito at the same Mexican place on every Friday for 6 + months. The Rooster called it "the streak." A trip to Las Vegas that summer killed the great burrito streak.

Then I started a new one.

There's a cute girl that works at the place I go. That streak got snapped again when I went on another vacation.

The cycle continues.

I've been told that eating a burrito on vacation doesn't count.

It's pretty obvious by now (almost 2 years running) . . . that I will be eating a burrito at that place when Friday rolls around.

For the last few months, I noticed that the cute chick and the male cashier look at each other, do the nod & wink then kind of smirk when they notice me walking in for lunch.

I am the prop bet?

I like to think so.

I order the same thing every time.

I am the Walrus.

I am the eggman?

I am the Donkey.

It took 2 WCOOP events on Pokerstars for me to remember why I stopped playing MTTs.

Stick to cash games damnit.

I bought directly into the $530 NL and $215 HORSE events.

6,025 No Limit junkies duked it out for $3mil.

1,639 players battled it out for the HORSE title.

I quickly donked off a 10K starting stack in the NL event.

Sets are not gold.

I did much better in the HORSE event but the results were the same.

Hit the rail buddy.

Sometimes, I just don't roll on Shabbos.

It's like Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... you know.

I am the walrus.

You know what I'm trying to say...

I am the walrus.

That fucking bitch...

Oh yeah!

I am the walrus.

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?

No clue.

I am the prop bet.

Goo goo ga joob.

Face down in the muck.

Are you ready to be fucked?

Dios mio.