Name that photo . . .
This is a picture of me at a casino table in Las Vegas. I am one or more of the following things.
In this picture, I am . . . .
a. dazed and confused after losing a big pot set over set.
b. wondering how the hell Tuan Le won two WPT events.
c. trying to figure out why my 4 card straight didn't win.
d. stunned that I was turned down by a prostitute after I offered to pay for her services with cheeseburgers.
e. pretending to be shocked & amazed that Badblood failed his WPBT BALCO piss test.
f. in shock because I was just told that Asians and Jews were not allowed to play poker in town any more.
g. listening to someone tell me how they found out the hard way that the sign "free sausage sandwiches" was not what they thought it was.
h. flabbergasted because I was just told that online poker is rigged!
Editor's note: I am part Asian.