Danger Will Robinson?
How about I add one more reason why this country is falling apart?
Are you smarter than a 5th grader??
That's not it.
I didn't eat at McDonald's from 1999 to 2004. I was reaching maximum density and had to stop. Thankfully so. That food is horrible. Is it food? Some people eat all their meals there. Purely gross.
I made the mistake of moving next to a 24 hour McDonald's in 2004. I also made the mistake of staying at the Excalibur and the Plaza in Las Vegas. They both have one inside the casino.
The service is equally horrible. Especially in NYC.
They say the future is our youth . . . the children of America.
What: Food. Very hungry.
Where: McDonalds, Somewhere in the Bronx.
Why: No clue. I think there's crack in it now that Trans fat is on the outs.
"Next customer please."
"How you doin'? I want 2 crispy ranch snack wraps and a small order of fries. To go."
"Ok, sir. Now will that be Honey or Ranch?"
"Ranch (with a what the fuck look on my face . . . I'm thinking, whatchutalkinboutwillis?)."
"Crispy or grilled?"
"Crispy (eye brow is now raised . . . I'm thinking, what a dumbass).
"Is this multiple choice miss?"
"Huh? Is that it?"
"Yes, just those three items. Thanks."
"Um, yes. THREE."
"What did you order again?"
Simply typical. Gotta love the good old American education system. I smell a G.E.D. After I placed my order once again . . . . but in a much slower manner . . . . I got my food.
"Do you play online poker at all?"
"No, why? I just work here."
"Just curious. Was hoping to get your screen name so I can tag you and sit down."
"Sorry sir. Can't help you."
"I can see that. You know, I got seven words for you miss."
"Bonus Code IGGY on Party Poker, damnit!"
At least I got a "sir" out of her. As I left McDonald's, I wondered what the future held. That ended quickly when I heard some tubby/overweight/horizontally challenged little kid yelling at the manager. He was demanding that they serve him a Supersized order of french fries.
Luckily for him, they no longer sell that size in most McDonald's across America.
When is Kevin Federline running for President? He just might win.
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Welcome back Iggy.
At least we have Guinness and Poker . . . Cheers!