Pimp?

What makes a pimp a pimp?

Is it wearing suspenders? Is it missing a front tooth?


Big Pimpin' 1979

Who is really qualified to say? The Rooster? The Mark? Hear that ladies?

Who knows and who cares, right? Fat kids across America still jump for joy on Turkey day.

Just like I did in 1979.

I felt like a mini poker grub.

I even won my first prop bet that day. I snapped the bigger half of the turkey's wishbone. That was a great feeling.

The only thing missing was a casino comp of some sort . . . . that and a lapdance.

Pimp or no pimp . . . . nothing beats the anticipation of destroying a dead animal. Even at 4 years old.

It's a future fat kids dream. That's just how I roll.